I have such bad luck I cross black cats paths.

I have such bad luck I cross black cats paths.

Sunset over Charlotte #nofilter

Sunset over Charlotte #nofilter

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America! #Bacon #hotdog #beer #fuckyeah

America! #Bacon #hotdog #beer #fuckyeah

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"That’s fine for you Marge, but I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I’m lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky."

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"That’s fine for you Marge, but I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I’m lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky."

#Nomnomnom

#Nomnomnom

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Mornin’

Mornin’

sitcomfamily:

"Homer, you can halt the monorail. You need to find some sort of anchor." "Anchor? Lets see, anchor, anchor."

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"Homer, you can halt the monorail. You need to find some sort of anchor." "Anchor? Lets see, anchor, anchor."

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See, even when you yell at me I can see love in your eyes

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See, even when you yell at me I can see love in your eyes

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MIND BLOWN

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MIND BLOWN

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I sentence you to kiss my ass

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I sentence you to kiss my ass